Would You Use A Stripper Pole With Wii?

I waited about a year to get my own Nintendo Wii. I actually had the Wii Skins for for my remote and nunchuk and a few games (go Monkey Ball!) before I even purchased my Nintendo Wii.

Now, I’ve got the remote and nunchuk pretty much figured out. I’ve even done OK with Guitar Hero. But this next one, man I’m gonna master it. I will be “ULTIMATE WII STRIPPER POLE DANCER” <– cue loud announcer voice over.

OK, so there is not a stripper pole for Wii yet. But it may be on it’s way. there is a U.K company called Peekaboo who’s gonna try and make it all happen. They specialize in temporary at home stripper poles. You know.. Put it up for play time, take it down when grandma comes over. Peekaboo is working on a Wii game for strip aerobics. Hottie Carmen Electra has her endorsement on one of Peekaboo’s stripper pole models, however don’t count on her being in the game.

I am for one am not in the least bit surprised. For all intensive purposes lets just say the “majority” of video game developers probably were not the head captain on the football team in high school. No these were the guys who insistently pulled at their way to long bangs to straighten them with their “Zelda Rules” stickers on their backpacks. I’m guessing, video game developers didn’t get laid much in high school. Now they found a Way to help their fellow younger geeks get a better shot at gettin’ lucky.

Now that is a complete assumption of mine and I could be entirely wrong They could be a bunch of college grads who were sex driven frat guys in their earlier years and finally put together a incredibly inventive way to get girls to voluntarily use a stripper pole. I knew such a guy. He actually did have a stripper pole in his game room. I however did not use it. Had it been hooked to the Wii I may have felt more inclined to dress accordingly and prepare for my video game experience.

Now all of this is irrellevent if Nintendo shoots them down. During the review and approval process this could be dead duck in the water before anyone could even start planning where to put their new stripper pole.

Nintendo generally walks the safe road, so chances are this will get cut off the table. But I’m rooting for Peekaboo! ABC news release Here